// CREW MANIFEST //
Family
PILOT
DISCO
Can't decide if he's flying the jet or running the dance floor. Probably both.
CO-PILOT
FEVER
Runs hot. Medically unclear if that's a problem. Everyone's afraid to ask.
WINGMAN
GRUNT
Communicates primarily in grunts. Somehow always understood. Efficiency maximized.
WINGMAN
FROGGIE
Will leap into any situation without hesitation. Lily pad not required.
WINGMAN
BIG MIKE
The nickname says it all. Walks into a room, the room gets bigger. Physics is confused.
WINGMAN
CHAIR FORCE
Served with distinction. From the couch. Zero deployments, maximum comfort, no regrets.
